Mom: I’m leaving, don’t watch no tv you still grounded
Mom: *comes home early*
- girl: babe come over
- boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
- girl: my parents aren't home
- boy: I know
Joel Osteen, Your Best Life Now: 7 Steps to Living at Your Full Potential (via quotes-shape-us)
when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are
sidechick: did u see the pic?
me: what pic?
sidechick: the one of us I put on insta